Sunday, 10 January 2010

Clive Tyldesley - a Liverpool fan's revenge

SAYING Clive Tyldesley is a Manc is like saying Liverpool play in red, it's as plain as the nose on your face.

He might have cut his teeth in Liverpool with Radio City, but it's clear he doesn't feel any affinity to the place, why else mention "...that balmy night in Barcelona" almost every time WE are playing, regardless of the opposition?

In fact, scrap that, he says it no matter who is playing, bold as brass, no doubt caressing his key fob of Alex Ferguson as he speaks.

It's not just me that's noticed this, either. In fact bookie Paddy Power offered odds of 10-1 on 'that night in Barcelona' being the first predictable soundbite from his lips before a televised game last year.

In Liverpool's recent FA Cup tie at Reading, the ITV commentator spent the build up to kick off getting in dig after dig after dig. The stats were out, the biased interpretations were given. Conclusion - Liverpool are crap.

Now is it just me here, or I am missing something?

If you tune in to watch a Liverpool match on the telly, isn't there a fair chance you'll be a Liverpool fan? And as a Liverpool fan, why would you want to listen to a Manc-loving commentator slating your side?

Instead, wouldn't it be better to offer a crumb of comfort, light at the end of tunnel approach? Serve up a bit of positivity?

It would save on all those broken telly screens on Merseyside every time Clive is on the mic..

But anyway, it's time for revenge, Clive. You see the real reason I've posted this is to publish this stormer of a photograph of Tyldesley from back in the day. I found it when looking through some Liverpool memorabilia and it is taken from Phil Thompson's testimonial brochure in 1983.

Nice school uniform, fella...


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Haha brilliant! And I thought the V-neck jumpers I wear to Anfield were bad...
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@socialknight · 793 weeks ago

Ha ha nice one!
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Jim Mason Paddock · 793 weeks ago

And the Zonal marking, I think he got that in there before a corner had been awarded the blurt
I think Jamie Kanwar and Clive are one and the same person. Both hate Liverpool and use every opportunity to stick the knife in.
If still in any doubt, I saw him in St Georges Hall in 2008 in a 'Roscoe Lecture' when his first words were "Before anybody asks me, Yes I am a Man Utd fan. Coming from Bury what else would you expect"
Nice one!
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isn't it ".that glorious night in Barcelons" that the gimp gets in whenever possible?
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Angry Red · 793 weeks ago

What about Hansen, Lawrenson as MotD pundits? Or Alan Green on Radio 5?

Or when any commentator says 'that night in Istanbul'?

Come on reds we are better than something this petty.
3 replies · active 793 weeks ago
I might be thick, but what's the pun?
1 reply · active 793 weeks ago
itv football in general is pathetic,don't forget that clown beglin, I wish itv would abandon it's useless coverage of football altogether
I think he's alright, if a little irritating. He gets just as excited about Istanbul as he does Barcelona and never misses a chance to reference it. But then a lot of our fans think the whole world is against us these days. No one is safe from their wrath.
andy gray more annoying surely?
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Watching an lfc euro game on itv recently and some lfc fan in the corner shouted "Send Beglin off". Too right! (socialknight's bro)
I remember him on Radio City, I didn't like him then either, hate him doing the commentary on our game, sometimes better switching the sound off and watching it!
2 replies · active 793 weeks ago
To be fair to him, some of his comments during and after that night in Istanbul were fantastic. And during the celebrations in the semi too.
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this is the best revenge site which has been registered
www.clivetyldesleyisacunt.co.uk take that manc !!!
1 reply · active 793 weeks ago
Absolutely agree with that! i have to watch liverpool with the commentary off as sky (manc lovers - bskyb tried to buy manure), the bbc (manc lovers - greg dyke used to be affliated with the bbc & manure) & itv (manc lovers - clive tyldesley...) are disgracefully biased against liverpool!!

if i hear or see one more interview with the "amazing" ryan giggs...............................
I was unfortunate enough to watch the 2005 Champs League Final on ITV and Tyldesly could barely say the words Liverpool Fc Champion of Europe in fact I would say he was pretty much under whlemed with the whole affair was less than animated at our glorious comeback.

After the penalties he was if anything a bit downbeat almost showing contempt.
Didn't he once end a report with the phrase "This is Clive Dildo, Radio City Sport" some time in the 80s? He was never a patch on Eddie Hemmings anyway.
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liverpool are crap · 793 weeks ago

Don't know what the fuss is about, the commentor is usually fair and lets be honest, when he has said Liverpool are playing crap then they usually are. Ater all, where are they in the table? Top 4 this season? Not likely!!!!!
The jumper looks decent though - Penguin by Munsingwear?
It's pretty damn good considering they're in their mid-40s and they still sound like kids in the late 80s...
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