Sunday 24 May 2009

THIS SUMMER, LIVERPOOL WILL SIGN...

GLEN Johnson, Stewart Downing, Gareth Barry, Carlos Tevez, David Silva, Ezequiel Lavezzi (new Maradona), Kevin Gameiro, Brede Hangeland, Luc Castaignos, Kakha Kaladze, Danijel Pranji, Juan Arango, Yoann Gourcuff (new Zidane), Javi Martinez, Diego Forlan, Jesus Fernandez...

Yep, silly season is here folks and there's still one game to go. The 16 names above are the latest attempts to second-guess Rafa's transfer targets and have appeared in UK media in the last WEEK!

Can't imagine what it's going to be like once there's no footie to fill the sports pages...

Truth is, Liverpool have bid for no-one as yet, according to my "source".